I have way too much Thyme on my Hands

This is the sort of Joke your Dad tells right 
If you did need more Thyme it can be sent to you as part of our ‪#‎Garden‬‪ #‎Herbs‬ and ‪#‎vegetables‬ Pack:
http://www.daleysfruit.com.au/fruit-tree-pack.php?Fruit-Tree-Pack=28

or Thyme Herb Plant